Monday, May 18, 2009

Ozark Trail Damage is Extensive!

Decades in the making, and destroyed in a days time... That's the inital thoughts after recon crews got the first looks at the "OT" through central Missouri. Over 100 miles of trail is now closed due to the devastation from the "Derecho" that blew through 5-8-09. The hurricane force winds ripped the freshly leafed out tress from the ground roots and all. Trees lay scattered on the trail for miles.

I worked with a crew of 6 last Saturday and I believe we only cleared about 1/2 mile of trail and we hadn't even made it to the ridgetop, which is the location of the major damage. As you can see from the photo's that follow tree's of all sizes took a hit during this storm. The clean up work is demanding for sure with leaners, widow makers, and binds of all shapes and sizes. The sawyers will earn their keep this year for sure!

For more information on the trail status please visit the

If you have a free day, lend a hand. Large sections of trail are closed until the cleanup is complete.







On a brighter note...If you are looking for a dog and a dozen eggs then look no further. The only place in Missouri to offer both.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

All grown up.

Where did the time go? Last day as a high school senior 2009.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Backpacker Training 101 aka Sydney's Bootcamp



All of us at Team Trail Monster highly recommend Sydney's Bootcamp.
Lots of trail miles in boots, lots of rocks to scramble on, and even a few trees for climbing.
We are now in training for the Team Trail Monster Big Spring Bring on Summer Hike.
40+ Miles of Hiking on the Ozark Trail followed by 35+ miles of Floating down the Current River.
Duration 7 days... give or take a day or so for fun days and side trip hikes like Rocky Falls.
Check out a few more training pictures. We even practice first aid.





Sunday, April 19, 2009

Mud*Attitude/State of Mind= Wrist Snapping!

BONE BENDER 3/6
Smithville Lake Trails

Smithville, MO


April 18, 2009


The freshly manicured course was washed in the early morning hours to ensure maximum carnage for the day.



To ensure the plan of the day would be massive pain, the fine peeps from Earth Riders Smithville trails crew brought in extras for cleanup as noted below.
Trail Monster made sure to inspect the mud in turn 1 and teach the boys how it's done.
Carnage came early and often for some. This race was not for the weak with 11 miles of mud ahead, there was not gonna be a course record today, unless, it was for destroyed spirits and deraillures.




Of course there are those wired a little bit differently....

You know those who think it's still cross season like the amazing "IAMDWAYNEGOSCINSKI".
"Grinnin' Goscinski"
Much to smile about here for the one they call "Mitch the Masher".

I think the Mashin' has begun! There must be some rule written in ancient sanscript stored in a PBR warehouse that says "To wear this jersey you must possess "balls"....I am pretty sure these bike patrollers will not ask to see the sack again!

Earnin' spokes!

Who's Next? Mud, Girls, and....ahh, yup she's just givin a little slap to the head.

OH, and by the way...the Goods!

In the words of another group of famous boys..."You gotta Fight"!

4 hours plus to make it 11 miles in mud so deep, they are still looking for bodies.



2nd Place 6 hour Female Solo! Thanks to all involved for a great test of endurance!
And....ummm well, thanks for letting us play in your mud.
Sorry bout the tread marks.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Reinterested!

Bring ur A Game like Kenny. Biatches Ouachita is on!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Happy Birthday MOM!



How'd you spend your 40th Birthday?

Checkin' out the awesome views in the Ozarks?

Sampling the local fair at the Dairy Shack?




Yup I think So!
Did you take a Pajama hike on a beautiful spring day with your favorite Trail Monster?
Did you see a Purple Red Hatted, Black WoodPecker going to a meeting?

Did you take in some more sights?
Or maybe you finished off a little nightcap?

Did you fall asleep by the fire?

Did you get some snuggle time?

Happy Birthday MOM!
And to top the whole weekend did you get two really cool gifts, like the a prized "Team Seagal Cycling Jersey", or maybe a nighttime sighting of the last of the wild mustangs in the Ozarks?


Well My Mommy Did!!!!!!






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