Mud*Attitude/State of Mind= Wrist Snapping!

BONE BENDER 3/6
Smithville Lake Trails

Smithville, MO

April 18, 2009

The freshly manicured course was washed in the early morning hours to ensure maximum carnage for the day.

To ensure the plan of the day would be massive pain, the fine peeps from Earth Riders Smithville trails crew brought in extras for cleanup as noted below.

Trail Monster made sure to inspect the mud in turn 1 and teach the boys how it's done.

Carnage came early and often for some. This race was not for the weak with 11 miles of mud ahead, there was not gonna be a course record today, unless, it was for destroyed spirits and deraillures.

Of course there are those wired a little bit differently....

You know those who think it's still cross season like the amazing "IAMDWAYNEGOSCINSKI".

"Grinnin' Goscinski"

Much to smile about here for the one they call "Mitch the Masher".

I think the Mashin' has begun! There must be some rule written in ancient sanscript stored in a PBR warehouse that says "To wear this jersey you must possess "balls"....I am pretty sure these bike patrollers will not ask to see the sack again!

Earnin' spokes!

Who's Next? Mud, Girls, and....ahh, yup she's just givin a little slap to the head.

OH, and by the way...the Goods!

In the words of another group of famous boys..."You gotta Fight"!

4 hours plus to make it 11 miles in mud so deep, they are still looking for bodies.

2nd Place 6 hour Female Solo! Thanks to all involved for a great test of endurance!

And....ummm well, thanks for letting us play in your mud.

Sorry bout the tread marks.

Happy Birthday MOM!

How'd you spend your 40th Birthday?

Checkin' out the awesome views in the Ozarks?

Sampling the local fair at the Dairy Shack?

Yup I think So!
Did you take a Pajama hike on a beautiful spring day with your favorite Trail Monster?

Did you see a Purple Red Hatted, Black WoodPecker going to a meeting?

Did you take in some more sights?

Or maybe you finished off a little nightcap?

Did you fall asleep by the fire?

Did you get some snuggle time?

Happy Birthday MOM!
And to top the whole weekend did you get two really cool gifts, like the a prized "Team Seagal Cycling Jersey", or maybe a nighttime sighting of the last of the wild mustangs in the Ozarks?

Well My Mommy Did!!!!!!