Friday, September 17, 2010

Burnin' is almost here.

Ah, at last!
Mountain Bike Season is on Full Tilt now!
Lake Loop lookin sweet.

Gotta Black Brew agein' in the oak chips and dancing with coffee from last years burnin'.

Summer has brought some new skillz and determination to the Trail Monster franchise.

I have felt the pain of recent weeks of ride time and trail karma.

Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays, Sundays....and any other ...day

This pain train ensures I pull my share of the load.

Trail Monstering in full effect!

Monday, August 16, 2010

Rapture In Misery


The terrain of the trail twisted and turned through shadowy field edges, amid stretches of completely sun baked tall grass fields, then slipped into the woodlands for an immediate test with slime covered roots and rocks, with a good measure of climbing on mixed surfaces of pea gravel, hard pack dirt, and shady north side slopes of some grease like mud before dropping quickly off of the ridges with sweeping turns followed closely by more rocks and dips in creek beds with stone bridges interconnected with a sweet ribbon of soul sucking river bottom loam leading to a loose rock and wet root series of switchbacks ascending to the false flat open field roads from hell before paying back the pain with a final rip through young forest on contoured bench cut single track with a pump track flow, ending with a massive field cyclo-cross tests weaving through the coolest pit setup ever.

The scoring system was top notch. Barcode scans as you crossed the line with your time, position in your race group, and time to the racer in front of you. That was worth the entry fee. Nothing like dropping a $100 bucks or more at a race and have to wait a week for the final scores because everything is done on cardboard.

This is on my must do list for next year to improve on my 8th Place in the 40+ 6 hour solo.
PS I am not selling my bike just yet. We are still on speaking terms.
Obviously this is way before lap 3 of 4 of the 8+ mile course.

In other news Wendy got a podium.
3rd Place 12 Hour Women's solo....7 laps.
I think she rode a different course...
I am sure she will blog it up in a day or so...check her blog Pabst Smear.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

On a horse with no name.

Saturday Sunrise Epic's
There are days when you know your gonna ride. When your me and you have the green light to ride why not make it an epic. Last Saturday was one of those to have your butt on a saddle. I sent out a few pings on Friday evening looking for interest in a Trail Monster Epic. It's not often that outsiders get the invite to tag along on a Saturday Epic. This one would be no different, as not a single soldier took the bait. So be it. TTM would go solo and roll the "Tri-fecta" as so aptly named by ... anyone? ok, so it was Craig Thrasher that threw the moniker on the ride that covers Lost Valley, Matson Hill Park, and Klondike Park all with a Katy Trail connection. There is one tiny difference to the TTM version. I ride from home. No loading up an automobile to go ride my bike. Saturday Solo's start from the front door and hopefully return there under my own power. This Saturday would be only different from the past with one exception, gears. Through a round about of crazy events over the summer I have totaled my Stumpjumper and replaced it with the Kona Hei Hei 29er Deluxe. Yup, it's got gears. So quick summary on the new ride. 09' Hei Hei Deluxe frame with the Fox fork, shifty bits are X.9 trigger shifters, X.9 FD, FSA Afterburner 2X, X.0 RD, XT Cassette, Juicy Ultimate brakes f/r, Custom Girls/Spade rotors, Velocity Blunt's 29er, Tubeless setup with Bontrager symetrical rim strips and Stans on the inside of a new set of Shwalbe Racing Ralphs, left over bar from the stumpy, loaner grips til I replace my Ergons that I destroyed thanks to cheap allen bolts stripping out. So that pretty much makes up my new "Horse with no name". The intent of the Saturday ride was to get to know the bike, tweak a few things, and well what else...RIDE~!
So off we go, 6am rollout from casa TTM. Sunrise over Bryan Road.
Summer mornings must make awesome balloon flights, as the two below were taking off from Research Park south of Hwy 40. The balloon on the left (blue/grey) is piloted by Frank Hines. Frank and I work together, and through round about Monday morning coffee we discovered we were both up and outside early Saturday. Of course the Red White and Blue of Remax is up and flying. I guess real estate still lines somebody's pockets well.
Shadow pictures always seem to intrigue me when riding. This is the Hamburg trail near the "mound". While riding the Hamburg I encountered a beagle pup. He was cruising like he was on a mission, I figure lost pup and whistle for him. He stopped and ran to me. Great now I have buddy for the ride...not so fast, collared and all something seems out of place. He is aweful small to be out running. It took a minute before I realized I had just interupted a training session. I took out my Ipod and that is when I heard the rest of the pack chassing rabbits. He resumed the chase, I hope he didn't get in to much trouble.
Ah, Singletrack at last. Lost Valley singletrack is home to the GORC Tuesday Night ride. This is where I learned to ride again. I took the trail in the counterclockwise direction and picked up the new section of singletrack known as phase 2. (PS...the trail names are the only thing that sucks at LV.) Lots of twisty ridge riding then a few rollers before the drop down to the doubletrack. This little bump below is at the bottom of the last major decent. I reached down and turned off the pro-pedal and let'r rip. Sweet 20MPH. BLAM What the?> Unwanted air, TREE, TREEEE Oh shit that hurt. Speed and direction change was more than the front tire wanted. I burped all of the air out of the tubeless and steering went left, then airborn. I clipped the little just left of center on the trail at the top and hit the big tree in the distance(center) with my left hip and camera which was tucked safely in the jersey pocket. It's 7:30am and 20 miles into the ride. Never crashed here before... Click the picture and look for the horizontal white slash in the center just left of the trail...that's my bike and where we landed. Good distance...poor landing.
So now how do you fix a flat on the trail with tubeless tire? Co2 x3 did it. reset the bead after cleaning dirt and moss out of it. I knew better than using the stupid handpump I carry. Somedays that thing won't blow out a candle. Time for more C02. All fixed and rolling a tad low, so I figured the lower lot would hold a few riders and possibly a floor pump. Just glad the three hotties running the trail had already crested the hill before I made my decent...that could have been not such a good introduction to mountain bikers in the am.
Upon borrowing a floor pump I noticed this fine antique that was being readied for a ride. Thanks for the pump. Time for me to roll to Matson, the rest of LV can wait til the return trip.
To get to Matson Hill Park and all 4.7 miles of singletrack, one must pay the toll and ride several miles of Katy Trail flatness and then earn your ride by climbing Matson Hill Road(SteepGravel).
Once on top there is a short ride down the pavement to the park. Good News on the Park...expansion plans are working! I heard about another 400 acres that were just purchased. This could be the destination trail. Thanks SCCP and GORC. So here is the one of two pictures I managed to get of Pete B (hiding behind the tree) and Jeff R(in the blue) while we rode together for a bit. Sorry about dropping you guys after we got split by the other group I passed. I was on a mission. Hope to see ya for another ride soon. When trails are fun I forget to take pictures sometimes.
If your gonna go big then you owe it to yourself to follow Duke to Terry and then down to the Katy Trail. Don't don't let the flatness fool you grasshopper.
You get paid for your efforts at the end, besides this is pretty much a rite of passage. Pick one, they all make it worthwhile.
When in the area one must stop in on "The Pimp's" proving ground. Word has it a local trail guru had this rocky edge of your seat trail named after him.
He made sure to watch over all the land. I still think I will have lunch under that tree someday.
So just because you are in Rome....look there are some things that at my age I just should not do. The large drop at the top of Donkey Kong is one of them. The trail to the right is there for a reason, sanity. So I took a look and remembered rolling down much bigger drops in Moab, and thought no problem, "Just roll it out". Damn if it didn't sound doable.
Umm...well not so much. I took that picture above to make sure my face wasn't bleeding. The side of my face was pretty much numb. Now looking at it, you think no big deal...ok. The shadow line is pretty much wear my front wheel hit and stuck. The larger of the two steps just above my helmet is wear my face hit, followed closely behind by my ass, feet, and bike. The helmet is cracked. Better than my head for sure! PSA! Wear your helmet!
Slight face rash and lots of sand. As you can see there is some serious thoughts rolling around in the mellon. Mostly trying to record a note to self not to do that shit again. I dusted myself off as much as possible and finished up this side of Klondike. Lucky for me there are showers here at the campground. I rinsed and rekitted, checked in at home, and knocked down a few snacks. Next plan was set for a cold beer. I may not of needed it, but I think I earned it. I was bound for "The Tavern in Defiance", the one across the street. They have PBR and really good food. I headed out through the park and up and over on hogsback down to the Katy Trail.
After a fine sandwhich of smoked pork loin and a couple beers. Pretty much the only food I have had today, save for a couple packs of 100 calorie crackers, and a peanut butter cheese crackers. So I finished up my Katy Trail ride and looped through Lost Valley for phase 1, a few more miles of singletrack. Next was the decision to put in a few miles of Hamburg and Busch gravel. While riding I tend to let my mind wander. Today has been no different. However, one thing that seems somewhat ironic is that while looking up this gravel I thought of Bob Jenkins and his quest for Leadville. It seems that Bob thought of me and my Cheerleader appearance at the last dirt crit whiling pre-riding one of the crazy ass climbs on the Leadville course. See I have watched Bob struggle this year, but not like last. He seems to have turned a corner. He buckled down and got back at it, cutting weight, and making the appearances. So hey BOOM keep it up! You don't have to finish Leadville, you just have to start. It's your race, ride, journey, only you can write the outcome. So with the thought of you making that journey given all the hurdles thrown your way, I looked up this road, and pedaled on. The Saturday Solo from here was driven by those thoughts. Hell I can't let Bob have all the fun. I wrapped up Busch with a loop of the bike path and some sweet nearly traffic free gravel time.
Sometimes you really have to dig deep. The following is crash #3. I hit the ditch at a pretty good speed and stuck the front wheel again. The only problem, I was still holding the handlebars when I stopped...when I say "stopped" well I mean landed...I ended up sitting in front of the bike while still holding the bars. The impact was so fast that I just spun completely over and landed on my ass in front of the bike. After dusting myself off again, I rolled on.
Brommelsiek was good. The park system has done a great job keeping the trails mowed this summer. The extra traffic from cyclists has helped as well. Seems the parks are really starting to get some fans. Hopewell and Hwy N...only one place to go from here.
A ride to Duello Road bound for Prospect. Lots of new work, do you think the county will proposition MoDot to add a bike lane? It does lead to a park. Reality is, they will raise the speed limit and tuck the white line as far to the right as possible.
Enough pavement. Time for some more singletrack. Hit the trail on the Westside. Trailhead is the sunny spot on the weeds just off the right center of the photo.
Whew, great ride along the creek and past "Wendy's Swimming Pool". This is the park that Wendy took her first mountain bike ride and made it 5 minutes before breaking her elbow. All the way to the ER she kept asking for a Do Over. Sick for sure.
As my taint is now completely sand free thanks to continued use of the VGS-12 I am headed home. The picture really brings out the reality of how I feel at the very end of the ride. Everything around me was fuzzy. I succeeded in my first South 40 - Century. Yes, you read that right! A Century, 100 miles, on two wheels, pedaled by me! 100 Miles Shit Yeah!
Next?
Coming Soon to a race near you!
Ps...still don't have a name for my new ride.
What I do know, if it throws me a couple more times, I will call it "SOLD"!

Sunday, August 1, 2010

King in my Kingdom!


From the big door to the little door, it's allllll miiiinnnnnneeee~!!!!
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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Trail Monster'n Summer 2010 24 Hour trippin'



First Up, Daren @ Rose from St
James Evangelical Church Vacation Bible School New Haven Mo. I have recovered the remains of your aerial
"note in a bottle" released on July 6, 2010.
Balloon recovery site information ( 009 18-JUL-10 9:59:14AM
N38.69341 W91.29220 502 ft )
I have removed the debris aka...litter and will return to you. Your Message was read aloud in raised voice on the trail Sunday morning after picking it up, obviously this message was sent to us after the awesome and powerful display of weather that baptized our souls for the krushing of our day ahead and surely we sinned for poaching a nights sleep on the picnic tables in the city park.
Your Message "Broadcast the Good News!", "Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners." 1 Tim. 1:15
The sign in the incredible photo was noted only a short distance east of the downed location, should you go in search of this spot. PS...that darkness was 9:30 am....

On to moar incredible news. TTM and Sasha , got our selves a nice weekend. Musta been luck. Friday consisted of a quiet day at the office...thanks to Mgmt vacations....then home. I twisted Sasha's arm to go out for the evening...we never go out to eat...save for the monthly trip to Ralphs place to catch the Brown Dog Blues Band in action. Seriously, get yo' butt on over there and catch some fine blues talent on the stage. Hell the BDBB don't even suck that bad. So it's story time, we managed to get out of the house with out a real destination, other than we did not want to spend $60 on sushi at our favorite place Sushi Sen of Lake St. Louis. So...now what? We do love our Sushi, so...I decided to just drive and found our way over to
Kitaro. Hibachi! That's the ticket, right? I found out that Sasha had never entered such a crazy establishment where they cook in front of you. So we saddled up to a grill, next to another lovely whale sized couple had beached themselves...Really diet Soda...Go out all out and splurge once
for the real thing....ugghh.. Of course we chat briefly to hear that well....they mumble and of course they put off an aire about them since we mentioned never dining here prior. "regulars" they were...lol So we order up some drinks ...real manly like...Mai tai's and Jack on the rocks...for the life of me I can't see why she won't drink the fufu drinks with me...Slurp...gone...next...I love the koolaid drinks. next up, Mojito...it kinda sucked. Finally we get to order some food. We went with chicken and steak...and tried to order an eel and avacado roll...apparently writing things
down or remembering is difficult for someone in a waitress position...we never saw the roll. Diners at the grill to our right were getting a treat and we cheered loudly for the asian appearing chef...Our chef rolls in and guess what. We get the "black guy". He Sucked! When Wendy commented on the acrobatic talents of the shrimp on the far grill, his response was, "Yeah, but his food sucks". dude it all sucks...we came for the entertainment. Psst Better off goin to Ralphs! Foods better, and even with out the BDBB there will be entertainment....if your lucky Lewis Greenberg will stop in for a lively chat. So Kitaro...thumbs down. We bailed on this joint and hit up the warehouse of drink stores, Friar Tucks. Bourbon was on order. We needed another bottle to stash in the garden for the moments of chillaxation. Whiskey in a dirty bottle pulled from under a rock in a garden has a way of adjusting ones outlook for the moment.
We considered hitting up Masa's or Blue Sky for a cocktail, but a few miles into the drive home...Kitaro's revenge was upon us. I will filter this piece. Safe at home and recovered we
decide to enjoy a nice stash the bottle moment. so...are you still with me...this is Friday evening around 10:30PM. It gets better. Wendy points out a glowing balloon like object floating
overhead. This think looked like a burner on a balloon all fired up. It was aobut 150' in the air and moving in a Northerly direction at steady speed...it was pretty quick. Not a sound was heard as it floated over, as it passed the desire to apply my coyote like reflexes kicked in, and howls were made. The UFO floated on about a half mile then went out. I think it was possibly one of
those Japanese lantern things that fly after being lit. Either way I think it was a sign. We both fell asleep in the garden chairs til the skeeters woke us. We seem to doze off quite often in those
garden chairs.
I awoke early Saturday morning and created coffee strong enough to handle Woodford Reserve, grabbed a bagel and headed for the garden. Sunrise is awesome out there. Wendy arrived shortly. I suggested the coffee needed a little help so the bourbon came out, when she accepted the notion I knew, we were in the midst of a "TrAiL MoNsTeR" session. We sat out there til around half past ten. The sun hammers the garden seating after that and if you stay...you better sunscreen...We hatched a plan to take the bikes and ride out the Marthasville to see my old
buddy Ben Franklin. (Picture at Augusta Brewery)
He's been working on their new home
so they can get the hell out of
Arkansas and back to civilization...well
at least out of Arkansas. Marthasville from our home should be around 35
miles....I think. A few hour ride. We packed our Hennessey hammocks, a jug or so of water and a Honey stinger. I figured we would just buy whatever we needed. It's not like this is the Middlefork on the OT.
We had some bike chores to handle, you know gettin the right rolly tires on the gearing tight. Wendy would take her Connor and I the MahJOR One. Singlespeeds baby! 38x17 for her and 42X18 for me. Time to get our mash on. We headed out and rolled our way to QT and the bank, gotta have some cash money to Trail Monster properly. Traffic suggested we take a back route and we hit Stump road and then on over to Bates. PS...roadies...when Bates is done...man what a nice long hill. We continued on into Swinghaven for a short shout out to Jason Pryor whom has taken up residence in Gunshow Buskin's old place. So we busted him doin' the dishes in an apron. Good to see marriage is training him well. LOL. If only he we strong enough, he would have tagged along. Maybe next time. We hit the Katy via Technology Blvd and Research Park. It wasn't long before we called time out for a hydration break. We need beer. We attempted to purchase Ice Cold PBR's in Defiance, however, Terry N Kathy's (biker Bar) is not worthy of such a fine beverage, we settled for the worst Stag in a bottle ever. given the Beer quality and visual talent was lacking, a plan to keep moving was in order. Do you think you could follow this grand leader on an overnight unscripted bike packing trip?
Word from Fort Franklin was that the painting crew would be leaving Marthasville in an
hournhalf...it's 5:30PM..."Well we are headed to Augusta Brewery, why don't ya meet us there for a beer." We enjoyed very over priced food and beer, another $60 bucks. Ben did show and we had a great chat and hope to have many more after they get moved back. Good Luck Kelly, Bailey and Shady!
Two and a half hours later...7PM we decide to roll on out of Augusta, I think at this point is where the grand leader was maybe overly medicated or under Gogi berried. I say we can be in Herman by 9:30. It will barely be dark, perfect for city park camping. After a few more stops I was starting to sober and stated on moar than one occassion, "Baby I am sorry I had know idea this trip would require this much effort." she would just laugh at me.... Damn who woulda thought a gravel ride of 65 miles while drinking adult beverages would require such a physical effort. We made to McKittrick about 10:45PM. My light had a dead battery from the point it was
first needed. Good thing Wendy's light worked. The Katy trail has skunks, possums, and loads of frogs after dark and some jerks think a long distance trail should close at sunset...Does the AT/OT/CDT close at sunset...I think not.... At the remote gas station on 19, I destroyed 2 Double Charbroiled Cheeseburgers(microwaved), Quart of Chocolate milk, and some other junk. $20bucks including Wendy's Monster burger. Sign said 2 miles to Herman. Odd place that Herman is...we hit town and they had rolled up the sidewalks and shut off the lights. When we arrived it the park we were cheered for being hardcore bikers riding in after dark from a large group camp singing songs around the fire. We passed on that group, since they sucked moar than the BDBB. As it turns out, there are really no suitable trees for hammock camping, not even the shelter posts. So we crashed out on a couple picnic tables wrapped in our princess sheets and listened to the locals hoot n hollar. The cops seemed quite busy with kids jumpin the fence into the city pool, or who knows...they managed to rip around the park all night long. A few hours of sleep found us puffy eyed and hungry, lucky for us Hardee's just opened. Better off poaching a nites sleep on the trail. As we finished breakfast we were loading up our gear to sound of thunder in the distance. The cashier at Hardee's made sure to inform us of a red sky at dawn and the belief of rain for the day. Red in the Morn Sailor take Warn. Good thing we are not sailors and we are riding bikes, right? One of the customers tells us the storms are headed north of Columbia, nothing to worry about. I should have checked for myself. We hit the road and then trail for few miles enjoying the wind at our backs for once. About five miles into the return trip we sense the storm is going to over take us. Winds were rockin things. Thunder and lightning! Lucky for me to have spotted an umbrella on the side of Technology Blvd on our way out of town. Never one to let a gift such as this pass I packed it along for the ride. You know, ya never know... (Overpacker Alert). With rain pounding around us we huddled under the gift umbrella for about 20 minutes, the rain just got stronger, so we hopped a fence to take shelter on some rocks. the trees were far enough apart to get a shelter erected. He hung out here for about 30 minutes. Only once did the lightning get close...It struck something on the hillside above us. Very sketchy for a bit.
As the storm passed we packed up to hit the trail. I think we were ready to be home. As noted here in this fine disposable camera photo...
Sasha Petrosovitch displays the ever present Team Seagal Wave. Did I mention our Olympus Stylus 770sw died after 4 years...filled with water on the a previous trip with Gunshow Busken and his fine trooper Walker. Moar on that at a later date.


In true Trail Monster fashion we learn something ever time we take a trip. As noted here a fine soldier is learning to ride sans hands for the first time.

Awesome to see her picking up much needed skillz for fall soul krushing and wrist snapping. With the storms passed and new skillz in hand we pushed for home. Fuel needs require a brief stop at Peers Deli for a sandwich and kindness from strangers.


After finishing a nice turkey sandwich on the front step and watching the chickens free range around the place, a local had stepped out of the store and smiled, and said I betcha wish they sold towels in there.
My response, actually dry socks would be even better. She laughed and climbed in her big red truck and drove off. A few minutes later she rolled back up and jumped out with a big smile and says Hey here ya go, just some old farm socks but there dry. Awesome. A gift from a stranger on the trail, humanity does prevail in remote places. She smiled turned and drove away. No chance other than in this post to thank her....So (THANK YOU! Trail Angel). Dry feet make the world much better...
We made it back to Defiance, this time to Dave and Jacquies Place across the corner, (Home of
the World Famous Stuffed Squirrels). This place has character(s), refer to Trail Monster session 06/2009. Not only that, but they serve PBR longnecks! The menu says today's special is a Red Devil? So why not howabout 2 of those and 2 corn on the cob. A "Red Devil" is perfect trail fuel, Grilled Cheese(Cheddar), Fresh Sliced Tomatoes, Grilled Onions and I think an arm load of delicious BACON! Awesome, the only correction would be pepperjack to bring on some heat. oh and I think with a few beers and lunch our tab was about $15 bucks.
Now completly satisfied we have TrailMonstered properly with PBR's we turn our wheels for home.












Along the way you MIGHT find signs that surely piss off Joe Brazil and friends that are proposing a ban on bicycles on the roads of Southern St. Chuck...Guess while you're at it Joe you better think about the safety of automobile drivers and ban tractors, mail delivery, school buses, and forbid anyone from having mechanical troubles on the roadway. I am sure the list will grow.
Meanwhile, in moar civilized sections of St. Charles County undercover do gooders have put in a bike lane....Note...very near the new Highway Patrol office on Hwy 94 and 40/61/I-64. Must have happened back near the turn of the century after they kicked the horse and buggy out.


All total 131 miles round trip from right out the front door pedal powered.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

She Did IT!!!!


























First day with pedals and no training wheels and already crushin' singletrack!

First pedal strokes on singletrack!
Learning to stand on the pedals day 1...